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Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work, not aware that her 9-year-old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.
Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes, it is." Boy: "I have a baseball." Man: "That's nice." Boy: "Want to buy it?" Man: "No, thanks." Boy: "That's my dad outside." Man: "How much did you say the baseball was again?" Boy: "$250."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes, it is." Boy: "I have a baseball glove." Man: "That's nice." Boy: "Want to buy it?" Man: "No, thanks." Boy: "I think I just remembered something I needed to tell my dad." Man: "How much did you say the glove was again?" Boy: "$750." Man: "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball!" The boy says, "I can't. I sold them." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son says, "$1,000." The father says, "It's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Do not start that shit again!"
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
I was blessed with a 9 inch penis.
The priest is in jail now.
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
[pause] You said you’d never forget.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
BEST PILOT OF SOUTHERN ARABIA
ALAKBAR
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
