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All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.

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    • OFFICIAL

    Pionnel Pessi's tracklist leaked!

    1. Neymar gave me a career. 2. Lewandowski finished me. 3. 8-2 4. I own Elche. 5. I am a fraud (ft. Pyllian Mpappe) 6. 10m 7. I fled La Liga 8. Want to be Ronaldo. 9. Long live Bolivia. 10. Wind man

    Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."

    What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?

    A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.

    On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:

    12 tap ins

    11 pointless dribbles

    10 fixed league titles

    9 missed penalties

    8-2

    6 dives

    500 million robbed from Barca

    4 UCL semi losses

    3 times he blamed Higuain

    2 retirements

    And a transfer to a farmers league.

    Who are the fastest readers in the world?

    The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.

    What world record did the people in 9/11 get?

    The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.

    What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?

    They both came from behind and crushed them.

    Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?

    Because they can’t even.

    Bully: "Shut up and give me your money, otherwise I will tell everyone that you are still a virgin."

    Boy: "Haha, I am not a virgin anymore."

    Bully: "Haha, nice joke."

    Boy: "If you don't believe then ask your sister or brother."

    Bully: "Hah, I don't have any sibling."

    Boy: "Will just wait for 9 months then u will know."

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