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The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.