9 jokes
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
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Pionnel Pessi's tracklist leaked!
1. Neymar gave me a career. 2. Lewandowski finished me. 3. 8-2 4. I own Elche. 5. I am a fraud (ft. Pyllian Mpappe) 6. 10m 7. I fled La Liga 8. Want to be Ronaldo. 9. Long live Bolivia. 10. Wind man
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔
What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:
12 tap ins
11 pointless dribbles
10 fixed league titles
9 missed penalties
8-2
6 dives
500 million robbed from Barca
4 UCL semi losses
3 times he blamed Higuain
2 retirements
And a transfer to a farmers league.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
Bully: "Shut up and give me your money, otherwise I will tell everyone that you are still a virgin."
Boy: "Haha, I am not a virgin anymore."
Bully: "Haha, nice joke."
Boy: "If you don't believe then ask your sister or brother."
Bully: "Hah, I don't have any sibling."
Boy: "Will just wait for 9 months then u will know."