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Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn.

Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.

I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.

How old are 9/11 victims?

"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.

What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?

Their ankles.

I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.

My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"

9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.

What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?

A mosque after a missile strike.

Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?

Everywhere.

What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?

They're twins.

What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?

Call 911.

Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.

I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.

Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.

What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.

Why did 10 run away?

Now it's 8, 9/11.

9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.

On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.