9 jokes
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
39, 41, 43, AK, 47... AK-47.
1, 3, 5, M, 9... M-9.
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11? Because it flew over their heads.
Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world? Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.
9/11 happened... right?
The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
Doctor: You don't have long to live. 10...
Patient: Ten what? Ten years, ten months?
Doctor: 9... 8... 7...
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
I see that you start work at 9am, but your hairline starts at 9:15am.
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
Why did the vegetable go to jail?
He kaled a man and stole a 9-carat gold bar.
Why did Chad date the 9 yr old?
Because Stellas hot.
9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse.
2 people bought plants.
3 people bought shovels.
1 person yelled.
3 people left Bunnings Warehouse.
1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired! 💁♀️🤦♀️