9 jokes
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
Why did the vegetable go to jail?
He kaled a man and stole a 9-carat gold bar.
Why did Chad date the 9 yr old?
Because Stellas hot.
9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse.
2 people bought plants.
3 people bought shovels.
1 person yelled.
3 people left Bunnings Warehouse.
1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired! 💁♀️🤦♀️
How do you turn the Roman numeral IX (9) to a six?
Add the "S."
(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."
John: What's 9+10?
Jake: 21
I like my women how I like my wine.
Aged 9 years and lives in the basement.
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
How many times can 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out.