9 jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.
Nine months later, they happily had some use for their baby carriage.
Two years later, they went up again, then their daughter had a brother.
But one little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Your mom is a slow comedian. It took her 9 months to make a good joke.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
It was 9/10.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.