9 jokes

Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.

How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?

9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.

Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?

The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"

Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?

Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."

“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”

“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”