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Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
Why was ten scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.