9 jokes
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
I rate you a 9/11.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.