9 jokes

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...

He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.

Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.

He was a great pilot ;(

For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.

Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.

My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.

If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.

I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.

My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.

What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.

I rate you a 9/11.

"Can we do 69?"

"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"

"Can we do 69?"

"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"

What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Twins.

Twins who?

Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.

Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.

I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.