What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
9 Jokes
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
SpongeBob did 9/11.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
Was 9 + 10?
I rate my dad as a pilot 9 out of 11.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
I rate these jokes 9/11.
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
