Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...
Allahu Akbar!
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was an amazing pilot.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
Did you know there was a record for the quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds.
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
My dad died in 9/11.
But he was the pilot.
