9/11 jokes

Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.

It worked.

Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?

A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.

What type of pizza did the twin towers order?

Plain.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.

(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏

When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.

I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.

A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."

Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."

Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.

9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football

What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?

There is none, they both go up in flames.

9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!

What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.

Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.

Here comes the airplane.

9/11 happens the next day.

I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.

What do planes and offices have in common?

They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.

If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?