9/11 jokes
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.
Memes
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
What type of pizza did the twin towers order?
Plain.
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...
Allahu Akbar!