9/11 jokes
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
What type of pizza did the twin towers order?
Plain.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?