9/11

9/11 jokes

Test

Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.

Birth

What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?

One was planned.

Victim

Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?

Well, probably the person in front of them.

Plane

What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?

Smash.

(Get it?) 9/11.

Memes

UK

If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?

Airport

I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.

Guy

Twin Towers

I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.

Kamikaze

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.

Word

I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...

Allahu Akbar!

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  • Kamikaze

    What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?

    There is none, they both go up in flames.

    Kobe Bryant

    Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.

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  • Dad

    Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.

    He was a great pilot.

    Fat Person

    A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.

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  • Pentagon

    There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?

    A pentagon!

    (9/11 joke)

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