9/11 jokes
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.
So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
9/11, 911, same thing.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
What did one terrorist say to their kid?
“Here comes the airplane!” “Here comes the other one!”
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Little Red Riding Hood has to deliver food to her grandma again. She can drive now because she is sixteen. One the way, she accidentally took the wrong way and got to a different forest where her grandma lives now. She found the wrong cottage that looked like her grandma's home. When she opened the door, she found her younger and older sisters of ages 9, 11, 18, and 22. How old is Little Red Riding Hood?
Answer: 16