9/11 jokes

Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?

Well, probably the person in front of them.

I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.

What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?

Smash.

(Get it?) 9/11.

If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?

I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.

What is a pedophile's favorite age range?

9-11.

How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?

Are you 7/11 or 9/11?

My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.

9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!

I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...

Allahu Akbar!

What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?

There is none, they both go up in flames.

Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.

Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.

He was a great pilot.

A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.

There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?

A pentagon!

(9/11 joke)

My great grandfather died in 9/11.

He was an amazing pilot.

The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.

One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.

Did you know there was a record for the quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds.