9/11 jokes
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Flappy Bird in 2001
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
9/11, am I right?
9/11 happened... right?
The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
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