9/11 jokes
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in between 9/11.
What did one terrorist say to their kid?
“Here comes the airplane!” “Here comes the other one!”
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."