9/11 jokes

Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*

9/11:

When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?

2001/9/11.

How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?

Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!

My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."

Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.

What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.

9/11, 911, same thing.

My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.

Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."

What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?

Call 911.

Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?

Everywhere.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.

I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8

If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.

What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?

The 89th floor.

9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.

Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.

But why does 10 have PTSD?

Cuz it’s between 9/11.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!

Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.

9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.