9/11 jokes

What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.

For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.

Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!

All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.

What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.

I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.

Kid 1: "It's a bird!"

Kid 2: "It's a plane!"

Me: "It's a terrorist!"

The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.

Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.

The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.

Why was 10 scared?

Because 9/11 came flying in.

Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*

9/11:

When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?

2001/9/11.

How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?

Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!

My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."

My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.

9/11, 911, same thing.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.

I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8

Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?

Everywhere.