9/11 jokes

What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?

Call 911.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.

Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."

I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8

If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!

What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?

The 89th floor.

Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.

“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”

“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”

9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.

The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.

Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.

Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.

I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.

These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.

Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.

You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?

The second one never lands as good as the first one.

My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.

What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?

Tower 1...