9/11 jokes
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
Memes
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
9/11, 911, same thing.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.