9/11 jokes
What do iPhone batteries and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both go down quickly.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was an amazing pilot.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
I'll rate this a 9/11.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.