9/11 jokes
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.
McDonald's and the Twin Towers are alike. McDonald's has a drive-through, and the Twin Towers had a fly-through.
He was so close but so far
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.