9/11 jokes

Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?

A: It's already done for you.

For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.

Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Twins.

Twins who?

Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.

What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.

Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.

All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.

What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.

Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.

The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.

I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.

Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

You learn something new every day.

Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.

I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.

Why was 10 scared?

Because 9/11 came flying in.

Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*

9/11:

When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?

2001/9/11.

How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?

Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!

My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."

My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.

9/11, 911, same thing.