9/11 jokes

Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.

Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?

A: It's already done for you.

What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.

How do terrorists feed their children?

"Here comes the airplane!"

Kid 1: "It's a bird!"

Kid 2: "It's a plane!"

Me: "It's a terrorist!"

Why was 10 scared?

Because 9/11 came flying in.

Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*

9/11:

When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?

2001/9/11.

How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?

Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!

My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."

My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.

9/11, 911, same thing.

What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?

Call 911.

Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?

Everywhere.

Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.

I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8

Who were the people that survived 9/11?

The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.