Inconvenience jokes
How do you punish a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
It's embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down. Luckily, the supermarket is just around the corner.
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
My girlfriend lives a few miles away from me.
The other night, she called me at around 3 AM. She was terrified. She said that there were two armed gunmen in her apartment.
With all that adrenaline going through my system, it made it hard to go back to sleep.
What’s one thing that comes up at the worst possible time and ruins your day?
A period.
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
this is especially fun with human body's
Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: Why? Friend: I'm color blind.
I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.
I was up all night because my neighbors were having sex.
*I was actually up all night watching.*
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him:
Wife: "Why is your face all bloody?"
Husband: "I was so drunk that I couldn't stand up, so I kept falling on my face!"
Wife: "Idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!"
How do you punish a blind guy?
You leave a plunger in the toilet.
Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace, so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doctor, when should I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you!
How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
By rearranging the furniture.
Why can't people with Tourette's learn to drive?
Because they'll cause a car crash.
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
When meeting her parents doesn't require you to leave the house.
I wish I could follow you, though.
But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(
Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!
Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.
I don't like consistency. Last night, I spent three hours looking at a room and thinking, "I need a flower pot here, and the couch should be on the right." Eventually, the police arrived and led me away from my neighbor's window.
My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.