My dad said wheres pickles the family cat i said im sorry to say hes in the sky, oh i see he passed away no i strapped him to 20 fireworks
I was talking to a muslem yesterday, And he asked me what it's like to be blind. I happened to tell him about 20 jokes, in fact I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It 's not like I need the damn things anyway.
Why would a abled bodied gay male allow a physically disabiled heterosexual male who is homophobic to give him a anonymous blowjob at a glory hole
Because $20.00 is still $20.00
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day, he replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
The doctor said I have until 230 to live. That’s like 20 years from he I said looks at the time it’s 230.
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend .
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes
your forehead is so big that its a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline
Batman: I’m vengeance
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad
Batman: ...
Dad: Son it’s been 20 years, please let go
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger, with that, no one will suspect you!
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finallly text her boyfriend ̈ Show me your dick now ́
doin (DYM 20)
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years? He kicked the bucket.
"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?" "No, it's 26." "Oh I forgot u r a q t" "Your missing one more" "I'll give you the d later" "....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."
Whats the diffirence between 20 and 14? 9 to 10 years
A man with 20 dolars walked into Dave & Busters. He went to the bathrom to wash his hands. He walked out without any clothes but still has his money.
when you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands. 20 minutes later them slapping you with the belt.
One man said"do you need 20 bucks"
The other said"do you have that many"
Canada has free heath-care, here is a link to some Canada Facts!https://www.1stcontact.com/blog/20-interesting-facts-about-canada
