What does Michael Jackson like about 28yr olds? There's 20 of them!
What's the best thing about 28 year old's? -There's 20 of them.
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
Why should you be friends with emo's? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off and when it expires they get rid of themselvs.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them
Why was 9 afraid of 20? -- 28 29s.
20 years of sex in the dark, the wife finds out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says, "Explain the dildo, prick." The husband says, "Explain the children, bitch."
She’s got 20 dudes in her DM’s telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
Father: “Son, you were adopted.”
Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!”
Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.”
I'm a fast reader, I can go through 20 stories in a few seconds.
Today I was asked to go out, by 20 girls. -- I was in the women's bathroom.
Who can shave 20 times a day and still have a beard? -- A barber.
jack and jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter
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If you have 20 apples and you ate 2 how many you have left? 0 because you have 20 and and take away 2 you have 0 left.
When the Lego box says 6-99 years but you eat it in 20 minutes.
you're forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.
What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? -- "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."
