11 jokes

What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.

The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.

What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?

9/11.

Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.

Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"

Spiderman: "Yes."

Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."

Spiderman: "Why?"

Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."

Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.

I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.

What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?

9:11 AM

How do you call a very long terrorist?

9/11.

The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"

Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?

A: They always crash and burn.

For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.

Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?

Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."

My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.

“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”

“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”

Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.

9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.