11 Jokes

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.

Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?

Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."

My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.

“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”

“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”

Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.

9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.

9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.

It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.

Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.

You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.

Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.

It worked.

Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.

My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.

You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.

I poo 11 times a day.

It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.

Jenga comes to mind, though!

10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.

Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.

I give these jokes a 9/11.

Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.

Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.

9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣