11 jokes
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
I'll rate this a 9/11.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.