11 jokes
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
Weed: *gets hit by his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
1, 2 look at your shoes.
3, 4 they look better than yours.
5, 6 you have no friends.
7, 8 you look like a ape.
9, 10 don't you like men?
11, 12 hell naw I like females.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.