If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Spiderman: "Yes."
Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."
Spiderman: "Why?"
Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.
