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What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?

Clash Royale still has a tower.

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  • What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?

    The 89th floor.

    Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."

    Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.

    When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.

    Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.

    But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.

    The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.

    Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!

    I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

    My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.

    Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"

    Spiderman: "Yes."

    Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."

    Spiderman: "Why?"

    Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."

    Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.