11 jokes

What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?

7/11

If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.

Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)

Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."

Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.

When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.

9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.

Why am I in jail?

All I did was cause 9/11.

What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.

The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.

What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?

9/11.

Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.

Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"

Spiderman: "Yes."

Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."

Spiderman: "Why?"

Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."

Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.

I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.

What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?

9:11 AM

How do you call a very long terrorist?

9/11.

The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"

Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?

A: They always crash and burn.