What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
why did 10 run away..
now its 8,9/11
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
On the day of 9/11 the WTC’s ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
What does 9/11 and Covid 19 both have in common ?!
Asians caused them both !
Why was number 10 scared
It was surrounded by 9/11
All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:
12 tap ins
11 pointless dribbles
10 fixed league titles
9 missed penalties
8-2
6 dives
500 million robbed from Barca
4 UCL semi losses
3 times he blamed Higuain
2 retirements
And a transfer to a farmers league.
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
THE MILKY WAY!1!!1!!!11!!!111!!!111!!!11!!1111!1111!1!
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
