11 jokes

Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."

El/11: Ego, My Lego.

Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.

Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.

Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.

One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.

I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.

I rate these jokes 9/11.

I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.

I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.

9/11

This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!

You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...

Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...

I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.

It didn't land well.

"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."

9/11 pilots are the best readers.

They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.

Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.

It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!

Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥

When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.

A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"

A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."