10 jokes
Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.
Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.
Was 9 + 10?
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
Biden did 9/10.
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
Say "sukki" 10 times fast.
Mom! (DYM 10)
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.