10 jokes
I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.
Nothing much, I just decided to go home.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
Robyn Olive in 10.
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
What is the legal term for shoplifting?
10 fingers discount.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
Biden did 9/10.