Mom! (DYM 10)

Listen up, buttercup! This ain't no ordinary joke, it's more like a lil' blurt from the mind of someone who probably colors outside the lines... a lot. "DYM 10"? Who knows! Could be the number of brain cells you got left after reading this, or maybe just some random letters. Truth is, you're probably as lost as a screen door on a submarine, but hey, at least you're trying!