10 jokes
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
It was 9/10.
A 10 year old girl lays in her bed and excitedly waits for Santa to come. When Santa eventually comes she giggles, shivers, and orgasms.
Finally, as a special thank you, she sucks off Santa’s wet cock.
Biden did 9/10.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks. 😂
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10-year-old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards.
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.