I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow , there is no food , and the drinks are 10 miles away !
Yo mama so fat her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does
Sara opens her lunch and reads the letter inside. "I packed your favorite -love mom," Sara reaches in and announces "yay PB and J!" Tom goes in his lunch and pulls out a letter "go buy yourself something healthy at the cafeteria -Dad," then pulls out 20 bucks and says "nice!" They both look at Craig as he pulls out a letter. Craig reads the letter in his head, it said "WE HAVE YOUR PARENTS, THEY TELL US THEY KEEP THE MONEY UNDER THEIR BED. BRING $10 000 TO THE RANDAVOU POINT OR THEY WILL BE KILLED. YOU DIDN'T TAKE US SERIOUSLY LAST TIME SO THERE IS MORE PROOF IN YOUR LUNCH." Craig throws down the letter and pulls a finger out of his lunch. Tom and Sara look shocked, then Craig says "ugh, severed finger, again!"
Why did all the numbers mourn 10. Because he was in the middle of 9,11
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline cant even be found by dora the explora
whats the difference from morbid humor & dark humor
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive💀
10 being in the middle tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer
Sorry I meant 9 and 11
Why was 7, 8 and 10 scared ?
Answer: 9/11 of course !!!
IN memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the jackson Chocolte ice cream, it is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt
Why are 10 pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
It was 9/10
A 10 year old girl lays in her bed and excitedly waits for Santa to come. When Santa eventually comes she giggles, shivers and orgasms. Finally, as a special thank you, she sucks off Santa’s wet cock
Biden did 9/10
The towers collapsed on 9/10 not 9/11
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks. 😂
