Say sukki 10 times fast.
Why do risky people have cats
So they have 10 live with them
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
Was 9+10?
if priests were on twitter they would tweet "he's a 10 but he's 10".
A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.” Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me”
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
What do Mc Donald’s and Priests have in common
They both shove there meat in to 10 year old buns
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing minecraft all night. Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my switch when they come into my room. Now I'm about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY FUCKING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing "intense kissing" the next morning. I believe that at the time. But now I've been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn't
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10? Because he forgot his feats
why do orphan's hate any milk? there dad did not come back for 10 years oh sorry he got lost in the store🤧
DAD: son i came back SON: where is the milk? DAD: time for another 10 years
If i had 10 dyno nuggies and Jamal tried to take one i would have ten dyno nuggies and Jamal's head
yo momma so fat I asked her to save me a seat so she sat down and she saved 10 and one by one the legs started popping off
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back
Yo dad left you 10 years ago and your 10 years old so Your dad anrvriser is to day
Six was scared of seven because 789 so why was 10 scared because he was caught between 9/11
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9 Then why was 10 afraid
Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
