When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
6.7 and 8 are both scared of 10. but 10 is also scared. why was 10 nscarted?
because it was stuck between 9 and 11
Say "sukki" 10 times fast.
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
Was 9+10?
if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."
A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.”
Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me.”
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing Minecraft all night.
Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my Switch when they come into my room. Now I'm about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY FUCKING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing "intense kissing" the next morning. I believed that at the time, but now I've been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn't.
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Dad: Son, I came back.
Son: Where is the milk?
Dad: Time for another 10 years.
If I had 10 dino nuggies and Jamal tried to take one, I would have ten dino nuggies and Jamal's head.
Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.
Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
