10 jokes
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.
She's a 10, but she doesn't like sex.
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
Say "sukki" 10 times fast.
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
Was 9 + 10?
if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."
A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.”
Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me.”
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing Minecraft all night.
Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my Switch when they come into my room. Now I'm about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY FUCKING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing "intense kissing" the next morning. I believed that at the time, but now I've been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn't.
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!