10 jokes
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
"Having too much sex can result in memory loss."
I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014, at 10:37 AM.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
What is the legal term for shoplifting?
10 fingers discount.
If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:
So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.
Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?
When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 10-hour Energy?
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.
I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.
Nothing much, I just decided to go home.
A guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl. He asked for her number, and of course, she said no. He asked the bus driver for advice, and he said, "That girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 p.m. and look for a statue of an angel." So he dresses up as God, goes to the grave, and she sees him. She says, "Oh, Lord, end my misery! Kill me now!" And he said, "Only if you do something for me first." She replied, "What is it, oh mighty Lord?" He said, "Have sex with me." She agreed. They had sex, and when she was done sucking his dick, he said, "I have something to tell you." He took off his costume and said, "I'm the guy from the bus." And she took off her costume: "I'm the bus driver."
(Does anyone remember this? It's an old joke someone made, or does no one remember this? I didn't make this, but it went smth like this)
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.