I'll always remember my grandpa's last words.
"Are you getting the knife?"
Worst Jokes Ever
Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It's called Finding Kemo.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?
'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.
Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...
"Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"
I suppose that was a fair compromise!
I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.
Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
I came across a dead body in the woods. I liked it so much I came again.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
No, it's not just a crotch grab. Jacko was jacking it on stage when he saw a 6-year-old boy in the front row.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.
Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?
The Jap trap.
Why is it best to date suicidal women? Because if there's no pulse, there's no need for consent.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.
