Yours jokes

My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."

Once a monkey lived in a jamun tree. His friend, a crocodile, came there to eat jamun everyday. The second day, he ate some jamun and left some for his wife. Soon, his wife said, "Why don't you kill this monkey?"

The crocodile was sad and then asked the monkey to come to his place. The monkey said, "What if I drown?" The crocodile said, "Jump on my back." The monkey jumped on his back. The crocodile soon said, "I am gonna kill you. My wife is sick and wants to eat your heart." The monkey said, "I left my heart on the jamun tree." Then the crocodile swam back to the jamun tree and the monkey jumped on the tree.

My dick is red.

Your pussy's pink.

It's really tight

When you're dead.

Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"

What is Stephen Hawking's mum?

Your mum!

You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."

Sorry to take your time today for a few minutes. We are cool, but not the best.

Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.

One asks, “What’s your favorite type of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."

Maybe your butt good? Maybe bad... I'M GOING TO LAUGH!

Best way to kiss someone is to lick inside their mouth with your tongue a lot of times, and they will really like it, especially me!! - lizard kiss+ french kiss= SloBbY Kiss.

Thanks for learning and getting advice.

Also, don't be such a horny one!

If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.

My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.

What kind of cow has 2 legs?

YOUR MOM!!

Wanna hear a joke? Your dad leaving you, you sad clown!

Have you heard of dideys?

Dideys balls fit in your mouth.

If you're a crucified savior, clap your hands.

Your mum so fat she's diabetic... LOL

If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?

What time is it when you get home? Can you walk, walk home? Was your night night? You had fun? I had dinner, night time, and a tree. I had dinner. Is it a magic time? Dinner! I have been home. Was good.