Yours jokes
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
Gemini, it is you who is trying to start such a big mess for no reason. I never said it had a charm or a lead roll. I just want love and spread kindness. PS: I use my brain. I use it all the time, just for your information. I just hope we can be friends.
Best, Gwen
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?
That don't make no cents.
I ear ass your dad's ass and he likes it.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
*guitar solo*
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.
Dear Gwen,
Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!
TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!
BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!
Please comment good or not! Irdc!
What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?
They both break your heart.
Doctor: Hands husband his baby.
Doctor: I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it.
Husband: Then give me the one she made.
Someone is talking about you behind your back, make run "vhaleka."
"Jonny, Jonny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa."
"Open your mouth!" Shoves hand down throat-