Yours jokes
A teacher was teaching her second-grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her students to ask their parents what the government is.
When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and asked him what the government was. His dad thought for a while and answered, “Look at it this way: I’m the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the workforce, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.”
“I still don’t get it,” responded Little Johnny.
“Why don’t you sleep on it then? Maybe you’ll understand it better,” said the dad.
“Okay then...good night,” said Little Johnny, and went off to bed.
In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother’s crying. He went to his baby brother’s crib and found that his baby brother shit in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent’s room to get help. When he got to his parent’s bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole, he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn’t there. So he went to the maid’s room. When he looked through the maid’s room keyhole, he saw his dad fucking his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, "OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is fucking the workforce, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of shit!"
When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.
Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!
Your mommy.
Yo mama got a daughter in a relationship, and I don't have time for you, ASAP, daughter, daughter, or your mother, or your call, or your choice of choice.
Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.
What do you say to your sister when she's crying?
"Are you having a crisis because people say 67?"
What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: I don't have a mom.
You signed up for football, but you're no good.
Your mom is FAAAAAAAAAT as FUCK.
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left me😭
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
Following your dreams is good... especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not your.
Not your who?
Not your mama!