Yours jokes

You blow a kiss up.

Your eyes were bright up your ass.

Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"

What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?

They both break your heart.

You're so small you went surfing on an ice lolly!

I shit on your furniture.

Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.

You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.

What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.

A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."

Following your dreams is good... especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.

Your grandma is pretty old; she'll die soon.

What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?

Tan toes.

What type of sound does your crack make?

Answer: Quack!

"Jonny, Jonny?"

"Yes, Papa?"

"Eating sugar?"

"No, Papa."

"Open your mouth!" Shoves hand down throat-

Someone is talking about you behind your back, make run "vhaleka."

Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.

Q: What did the kid say as he tossed a chair to his neighbor's house?

A: You're the chairman of the board!

What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

"Are you having a crisis because people say 67?"

Police: Where do you live?

Me: With my parents.

Police: Where do your parents live?

Me: With me.

Police: Where do you all live?

Me: Together.

Police: Where is your house?

Me: Next to my neighbor.

Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?

Me: If I tell you, you won’t believe me.

Police: Tell me.

Me: Next to my house.

You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.

They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!

You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈