Yours jokes

Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.

Your mama is so fat.

She went on a diet and solved world hunger!

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.

You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.

You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."

Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.

You're so hot!

If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.

I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.

You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.

POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.

How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?

'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.

Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.

What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.

Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.

Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.