Yours jokes
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"
Teacher: Here, have candy.
Kid: No, I’m too fat.
Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.
*Next week*
Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.
Kid: I’m too fat to get up.
Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?
Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.
Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.
Your future.
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
your (DYM 51)
You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.
Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?
your (DYM 59)
So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
Yours!
Your mom.
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
COVID-19. IN YOUR FACE! HAHA!
What's the sharpest thing in the world?
A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?