Yours jokes
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
You're a bish, and you are too!
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
Mom: I apologize, Sam, for being so mean to you. <3
Sam: Thank you, Mother, for your apology.
Mom: jk
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Mother.
Mother who?
Fuck off bichon, I'm your mother!
What is your favorite name?
Amy has.
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
What is your favorite name?
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!
Mr. Nobody: Water you thinkin's happenin', Ol' Mr. Atlantic?
Mr. Atlantic: Something Smells Fishy...
Mr. Nobody: Well, duh, you idiot! You're an Ocean!
Mr. Atlantic: WTH!?!?????
Your mom's a lead, Poe.
What time is your name from? Any time.
What is your favorite time of day?
What is your name?
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
My friend: Yo stupid.
Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?
My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*
Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTERD
You're fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that, too.