Yours jokes
When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding, she’d say: “you’re next.” So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
OnlyFans, but it’s me smacking your baby daddies with Twisted Tea.
Only Cans.
Beans, your mum is fat!
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Wesley, stop saying your life is a joke.
Jokes have meaning.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!