Yours jokes
How's your day going?
Shut up, I didn't ask.
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What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home? Was your dinner night and dinner night?
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
Your hairline.
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
I’m here to collect my bounty, what’s your bounty? Your pants.
Your Fortnite win rate.
You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.
And together, we are pho-ever.
Your dad is your mom.
Your mom is gay, just like your dad.
Two whales went to a bar.
The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."
Your face.
Your mum!
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.