Yours jokes
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
"Oh, you’re still talking? I thought background noise was supposed to fade out after a while. Must be tough waking up every day knowing your personality was a failed experiment."
Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
If you could add one zero to any number for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
BREAKING NEWS
All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight.
Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushion.
What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty laundry!
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
What do people use more than you that is yours?