Yours jokes

What is the funniest joke of all time?

Your face.

I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!

When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"

"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.

An argument in the Middle East.

I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"

Evan, me and your mom are done with you.

Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.

What did the doc say to the skeleton? You're skele-a-ton.

Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.

What did the triangle say to the circle?

"You're pointless!"

What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?

Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?

Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.

That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...

Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.

My friend asked me:

Friend: "How much is your body worth?"

Me: "1 million."

Friend: "1 million dollars?!"

Me: "No. 1 million kilograms."

Friend: "Oh."

Hi, I did not get your walk.

Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?

You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!

You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.

What's the difference between anal and oral?

Oral makes your day whereas anal makes your whole weak.