Yours jokes
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
Your eyebrows could make the bushes outside feel jealous.
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.
I'll slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die one time.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"
Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?
Little Johnny: "Your wife."
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.