Yours jokes

American

    • You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').

    Yours memes

    Seaman

    • Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"

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    • Toilet

    • Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?

    Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.

    Bagel

    • "Knock knock."

    "Who's there?"

    "Bagel."

    "Bagel who?"

    "Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"

    Parsley

    • You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.

    Anal

    • What's the difference between anal and oral?

    Oral makes your day whereas anal makes your whole weak.

    Spongebob

    • (This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!

    Chimney

    • A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"

    The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."

    Sex

    • I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"