Yours jokes

Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.

What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."

The other man says, "How do you know?"

The other man says, "Because she is dead."

When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.

Boomerangs come back, but your dad never did.

Your nan's gay.

You were born out of your dad.

Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.

You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.

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An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"

The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"

What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?

DUH! A sticker.

Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.

Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.

Teacher: Why?

Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Bagel."

"Bagel who?"

"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"

What kind of chair inhabits your soul?

A hair!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

You.

You who?

Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!

What's the difference between you and your mom?

I slept with your mom.

I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...

If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...

Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"