Yours jokes

I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.

Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.

You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨

Why do y’all do this?

Because you're lonely.

1, 2, Freddy's coming for you.

3, 4, better lock your door.

5, 6, grab a crucifix.

7, 8, stay up late.

9, 10, never sleep again.

I love this song, y'all! Like if you love it too! :)

Boy, look at your hair. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol.

Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.

I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.

The other day I took my Grandma to one of those fish spas where the little fish eat your dead skin. It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.

Your mama's so crazy, she thought Mike Tyson had some boots and cats up his sleeve.

Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.

I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.

Myrtle Beach has a clear blue sky and sunny weather, a pleasant place to visit as a family. Don't you think they are not evil creatures, and do you think they have them?

"No, there are no ghosts or evil creatures." You can say that, but don't be surprised when Gina Claw Scare comes for you, aka GCS for short. Gina Claw Scare was born in North Carolina in August 1991. She died in 2000. No, that's not real. WRONG. Gina's real name was Gina Clawien Scaren. Yes, that's why her name is Gina Claw Scare. Why did she die? I know, right? She died from a curse from her bad companions. We never knew their names. The curse sent her down a dark path, demons and hate comments from people on Instagram, Facebook, and the worst jokes on the site.

Gina Claw Scare loved fire, which means she was a pyromaniac. She would rise from the grave in which she was buried. Did what? Stop, for real this time!

They buried her on a lawn in the forest that caught fire. "HARSH MAN!" I know, right? She rises from that grave, she comes for the people who call her by name four times. Then she beat the drums and set your house on fire! A fire so harmful that you can feel hurt, friends. You can hear everyone's screaming, and then become like her. Never say her name. NEVER.

It's not rape if you're both crying.

Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?

When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.

2, 4, 6, 8, you're staying up too late.

2, 4, 6, 8, all I do is master bait.

U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.

U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.

What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.

I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.

Then I got fired from the orphanage.