Yours jokes

Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.

Where was your mom last night? In the man club?

Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"

Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?

Little Johnny: "Your wife."

What did Nemo say to the emo?

"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."

W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.

What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?

"Nice cut, G."

Jorden Calerendiá.

I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.

Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.

Ever heard of candies? Candies balls fit in your mouth.

What do you call your mom?

Basement bound.

This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)

Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."

Orphan: "Who's there?"

Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."

Your mama so slow, she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.

If you're bored, just punch an orphan!

What are they gonna do...tell their parents?

Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...

Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.

Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.

Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!

Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!

Love you-Iariah

I'll break your bones, b*tch.

Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.

When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.