Yours jokes
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.