Yours jokes
"My name must taste good; it's always in your mouth."
Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What did Michael Jackson say when Anne got hurt?
"♫ ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY. BUT JUST TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY. ♫"
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?
"You're the ying to my yang!"
What's red and runs up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
So many of these jokes are unoriginal, and you guys need to step up your game.
Daddy bear said, "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed!"
Mummy bear said, "It was probably your whore, Linda!"
Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?
Answer: European (You're-a-peein')
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...
Good morning, madam. I am from the local council. Can you please tell me if you have a dog license for that poodle you have on your head?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo.
Do you know your E?
You're E tarded.
85% of us are good at school, while the other 15% is good at suicide.
(Teach me your ways, 15%.)
What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?
They both cheated!
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.
As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
When I was walking home, a couple of married guys were saying, "Your mom is good at her job," but I realized my mom doesn't work.
So I ask my mom, "Why are these guys saying you're good at your job? You don't work." My mom said, "Yeah, I got a new job." So I said, "What do you do?" My mom said, "Job hand, no, I mean it's called a hand job."
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