Yours jokes

BULLY vs. QUIET KID

Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.

Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.

QUIET KID WINS

Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....

Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.

Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.

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You and Jason in your bed.

Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.

Your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa.

"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.

"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.

After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."

What is your name?

My ankle is named Samantha.

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Hi Gwen, how is life!

A. Bad, lame, and suckish.

B. Good, awesome, and you are loved!

C. Perfect!

I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man, you're such an asshole!

What is saw and bleeding and covered in bruises?

Your mum.

Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.

Student one orphan: I don't have any.

Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?

Student one orphan: What!

Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.

You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?

What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...

A female cow doesn't have a dick.

Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.

All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!

I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."