Yours jokes

Your mum's foreheads.

Peter: Curses!

Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Peter: *Crying*

Jacob: Why are you crying?

Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*

A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.

The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”

The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.

You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.

Gwen!!!!!! I need your help!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)

Orphan: Help, I'm lost.

Someone: Wears your parents.

Orphan: >:(

Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.

Genie: You're now an orphan.

Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."

"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."

I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...

My friend: You're ugly.

The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.

When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.

Your (DYM 47).

Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.

My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"

Your (DYM 64).

Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.

Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.

But apparently there is something in your heart, so I already have scissors in my heart.