Yours jokes

Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.

If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.

If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.

What came before the dinosaurs?

Your hairline, because it's so far back!

Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.

If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right, and backwards.

I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!

Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.

Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.

Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.

Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.

This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!

CIA: Where's your head at?

JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!

We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!

Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."

Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?

Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!

If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”

The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!

I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.