Yours jokes

"Giggety, giggety." Lois, give me your titties.

When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.

You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.

I found your parent!

Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.

Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo.

If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?

Your mom is emo, Deacon.

Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!

Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.

I saw your license. It said you're 15.

I checked your face. It says you're 50.

Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.

Your Nan is dead.

When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*

When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)

I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.

He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"

Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"

Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.

I know it's bad, sorry.

You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.

Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.

Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?

Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.