Yours jokes
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
What's your mom on?
Deez nuts!
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
"Thank you for letting me borrow your wife."
*darned autocorrect*
"Thank you for letting me borrow your wi-fi"
You're so ugly that you made Hitler commit suicide.