Yours jokes
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.
Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
You're so poor, you lick postcards for food.
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.
Your hairline looks like a brick wall.
Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.