Yours jokes

Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!

Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.

Teacher: Why not?

Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.

Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.

Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!

Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?

Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!

Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!

Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???

Me: Yea

You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."

If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).

Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.

Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.

Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?

The damages are severe.

Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."

Orphan: Starts crying.

This joke is short, or is it 🍭 that your LOL lipop?

You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.

Friend: I must order more nuts.

Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.

What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?

If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.

You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.

Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?

Jm: Excujjimi?

Jk: No offense, Jim.

Jm: Yah, call me hyung!

Jk: But I'm bigger.

Jm: I'm older!

Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.

Jm:......

Knock, knock.

Your mom.

If you're looking at this, then look behind you!

Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.

My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.

Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.

Hitla: That's exactly what I said.

Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.

Yeah, your legs.