Yours jokes
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.
Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
Memes
I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.
And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."
You're so poor, you lick postcards for food.
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on your ass!
TONIGHT
FOR FUN
YEAH YEAH YEAH
Your love life.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL