Yours jokes

You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To slide into your mom's bed.

Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.

I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.

And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."

I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."

What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.

Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.

Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.

Where can you donate an aborted fetus?

Your local pizzeria.

You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.

Shut your transparent hairline up.

Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.

Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.

U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.

U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.

"Do you have a noose?"

"Nose?"

"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."

"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"

"No."

*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*

Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.

Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.

Get the whip, you're out!

You're so poor, you like postcards for food.

You're so poor, you lick postcards for food.