Yours jokes

The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!

Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.

Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.

🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵

Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.

Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.

What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.

Anybody can use this :)

Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!

When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.

You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.

You're so skinny that you fall.

Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?

Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!

What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"

Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!

Your hairline looks like a brick wall.

Yo, your hairline look like a cup.

Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.