Yours jokes
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on your ass!
TONIGHT
FOR FUN
YEAH YEAH YEAH
Your love life.
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
If you're seeing this, this is your sign to go fuck yourself.
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.