Yours jokes
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there.
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.