Yours jokes
Knock, knock.
Your mom.
Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?
The damages are severe.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).
Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.
Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."