Yours jokes
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
Your hairline goes so far back, we learned about it in history class.
Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."
At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
Your love life.
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!