Yours jokes
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Memes
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
God, you're more toxic than white phosphorus.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"