Yours jokes

Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"

Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!

Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!

You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!

Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."

Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.

What did the triangle say to the circle?

You're pointless.

If you're feeling numb, use your thumb.

Oh, you're jealous now.

A blonde crashes an airplane.

Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?

Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.

Officer: *face palms self*

Also officer: Here's your sign.

I first saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers.

"Doin' doin' your mom, doin' doin' your mom."

A letter to all Math:

Dear Math,

Grow up and solve your own problems!

2x6= DO IT YOURSELF!!!!

When your mum tells you to help your granny.

And you unplug life support!

Your family in a nutshell.

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.