Yours jokes
You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
2, 4, 6, 8, you're staying up too late.
2, 4, 6, 8, all I do is master bait.
"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
Friend 1: How come when you say "apart" your lips move apart, but when you say "together" they move apart?
Me: Maybe your lips want a divorce.
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!
Your life. That's all.
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.