10+ Best Hammer Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Color

Minecraft

A photo of Mace Windu holding a Minecraft hammer. The text "MACE WINDU" is superimposed on the image.

Day

The image shows a two-panel comparison of Patrick Star from Spongebob. In the top panel, he's dressed as a scientist, wearing a lab coat and tie, looking intently at a microscope and taking notes, labeled "MOJANG COOKING ON APRIL FOOLS". In the bottom panel, Patrick is wearing a board nailed to his head and trying to use a saw and hammer in a very clumsy way, labeled "MOJANG EVERY OTHER DAY".

Tree

A tree with a hammer and a comb stuck in the bark. The text above the image reads: "Slavcalibur. He who pulls it from the tree becomes the king of Yugoslavia."

Dwarf

A four-panel image with a caption above it. The caption reads: "Dwarves will turn 127 and make one of these their entire personality". The top left panel shows a pickaxe stuck in a pile of coal. The top right panel shows two wooden tankards overflowing with frothy beer next to a dark bottle. The bottom left panel depicts a strong, bearded dwarf hammering metal on an anvil, surrounded by the glow of a forge. The bottom right panel shows a male and a female elf standing in a forest, with a large red 'X' drawn over them.

Tool

It could be if you believe

Valentine

The image shows a pink sign that says, "Surprise your valentine" with some hearts, hanging above a shelf of hammers.

Mom

Bang-Bang

A hand holding a nail on a wooden board. A hammer is about to hit the nail. "Me" is written on the hammer. "Your mom" is written near the nail.

Word

Ohhhh he said a bad word I'm tellin

A young child with a scrunched up face looking annoyed. The text overlay reads, "GUESS WHAT I LEARNED AFTER DADDY HIT HIS THUMB WITH THE HAMMER."

Counter

How to counter attack jesus christ

The image shows a four-panel split image. The first panel shows a portrait of Jesus Christ. The second panel shows a closeup of a character from Yu-Gi-Oh! looking determined. The third panel shows a hammer and several nails. The fourth panel shows a character from Yu-Gi-Oh! looking shocked and scared with his eyes wide open and his mouth gaping.

Space Marine

A drawing of a Warhammer 40,000 Space Marine, depicted as an Imperial Fist in yellow power armor, holding a glowing power hammer and raising a clenched fist in a commanding gesture. The overlaid text reads: "Give that man a fortified position!"

Patience

A six-panel comic strip by Cyanide and Happiness. Each panel shows the exact same scene: a green stick figure stands to the left of a tall carnival strength tester game with a bell at the top. To the right, a blue stick figure stands next to a sign that reads "TEST YOUR PATIENCE" and holds a large hammer. The image is a grid of these identical panels.

Class

best class art? also explain bear, make me feel welcome

A drawing on white paper shows a blue emblem with a hammer and a pencil in place of a hammer and sickle symbol. Other items are drawn on the emblem, including a basketball, a soccer ball, a globe, a chart and three books. The text "@zibzer_dibzer" is in the bottom right corner.

Jokes

Michael Jackson

What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?

"U Can't Touch Kids."

Husband

A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."

Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer."

Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now."

Carpenter

Let's play carpenter. First, we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you.