Yours jokes
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
A priest walked in and said to the kids,
"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Here's a joke: Your life decisions.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, just maybe you'll find a brain back there!
I got the new phone with longer lasting battery, but it still lasts longer than your relationships, ooooooooooo!
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?