Yours jokes

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"

Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.

Would you rather date me or a lady?

I laid deez nuts in your mouth.

Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!

A magic genie tells Tom, "I can make anything of yours disappear!"

Tom raises his mug and says, "Okay, get rid of my tea."

Genie: Poof!

Tom: It didn't work.

Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.

"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."

"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."

"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.

Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"

1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?

2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.

3. My foot lasts longer than your life.

My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."

When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler.

Why do your orphans not drink beer?

Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.

When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mom." "Your mom who?" "It's not your mom, it's my mom!"

The moment when you're too depressed to fantasize about death--it's so tiring.

You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark.

Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?

Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.

Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?

Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.

Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.