Yours jokes

Michael Vick is coming to town, hide your dogs!

Question: Do you know who Candis is?

Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?

People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!

1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.

Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.

If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.

Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"

What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?

"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"

So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yo mama so FAT...

That when she had sex with you...

Your balls turned to pancakes.

Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?

Ask an orphan.

When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:

Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?

You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.

Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.

Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.

I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣

Your mom is hot.

Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!

Why do orphans not like jokes?

Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...