Yours jokes

Depression

  • Friend: Hi!

    Me: Who are you?

    Friend: ...your friend?

    Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.

    Grade

  • My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.

    Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.

    She lets him play anyway and I don't.

    Punch

  • When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;

    Child

  • The first child, Daisy, asks her mother why she is named Daisy. The mother said, "That's because a daisy fell on your head when you were born."

    The second child, Raindrop, asked why he is named Raindrop, and the mother said, "That's because a drop of rain fell on your head when you were born."

    Then the third child, Cinderblock, said, "fxg,kxf dsdsvtg,hjer,btjh,rbtsvikvsdtxde43f."

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