Yours jokes
If I wanted to commit suicide, I would climb up to your ego, and then jump down to your IQ.
Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
Yo, your hairline look like a cup.
Your hairline looks like a brick wall.
Man: I must confess, Father.
Priest: What are you here to confess?
Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.
Priest: And what happened to your son?
Man: He said a man raped him.
Priest: When and where did this happen?
Man: A local church. I don't know which one.
Priest: ...By whom?
Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.
Priest: ...Shit
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
Suicide is just self-defense. You're killing the person that tried to kill you.
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.