Yours jokes

Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!

D: Johnny, Johnny.

J: Yes, Papa?

D: Eating sugar?

J: No, Papa!

D: Telling lies?

J: No, Papa!

D: Open your mouth, now full of cock. :)

A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."

I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"

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    • Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.

    What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?

    Womxn

    Children and your meat are actually quite similar.

    At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.

    When you ask an orphan to come over:

    Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"

    Orphan: "Yeah, sure."

    Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."

    Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.

    Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.

    Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.

    Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"

    What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if you're from Alabama.

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    • Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

    What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.

    Little Johnny runs up to his mother and says, “Mommy, mommy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs, and my ball got away and into your closet. When I went to get it, Daddy came in with the lady next door, and they started hugging and kissing. The lady next door took off Daddy’s clothes, and Daddy took off the clothes from the lady next door, and they both got into your bed. The lady next door got on top of Daddy and started...”.

    The mother cuts him off and says, “Just stop right there. You wait until your daddy comes home so you can tell him everything you just told me.” A couple hours later, the father arrives and walks through the door to find his wife and child with bags packed. She walks up to him and slaps across the face, shouting, “I’m leaving you... Go ahead, Johnny, tell him what you told me earlier.” Johnny steps forward to tell his daddy. “Daddy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs, and my ball got away and into your closet. When I went to get it, you came in with the lady next door, and you both started hugging and kissing. The lady next door took off your clothes, and you took off the clothes from the lady next door, and you both got into your bed. The lady next door got on top of you and started doing the same thing Mom did with Uncle Joe last summer.”