Yours jokes

What do women and pools have in common?

They both cost a lot of money to maintain for the amount of time you’re inside of them.

This is how big cats were named.

"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."

"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."

What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?

One is a tool. The other is your mom.

Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?

There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.

For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.

Are you a blood bender? 'Cause you're making my blood go south🖤.

I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.

Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.

When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.

"Captain, captain, there's a man lashed to the mainmast."

"That's your lookout."

You're really special.

But the R in special is silent.

I wanted to fuck my mom, but she replied, "My pussy only belongs to your dad." That's why I had to fuck her in the a$$!

Incest.

When your genealogy chart is a straight line.

I arrived at work and saw a kid crying. I walked up to the kid and asked, "Hey, where are your parents?" and the kid just cried more. God, I love working at an orphanage.

"Pull down your pants, pull out my willy, stir your guts round like a hot bowl of chili."

"Oh, you’re still talking? I thought background noise was supposed to fade out after a while. Must be tough waking up every day knowing your personality was a failed experiment."

Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?

Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?

Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.

Like if you like porn.

What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!

Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!