Yours jokes
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.
You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"
I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.
Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?
You should always wash your sex toys. That’s why priests invented baptism.
A man was about to go into the bar with his dog when he realized the sign said, “No pets allowed!” He was about to walk away when another guy walked up with his dog. The 2nd man put on dark shades and said, “Just pretend you're blind!” He walked in with his dog, got a drink, then left.
The 1st man did the same thing, but when he walked in, the bartender said, “You know your ‘guide dog’ is a chihuahua, right?”
The man said, “They gave me a damn Chihuahua?!”